Many Christians contributed to the procedures for doing science. The modern scientific method was developed in the 16th and 17th centuries. Henry Morris, ICR’s founder, carefully studied this verse and paraphrased it as follows: “The transcendent, omnipotent Godhead called into existence the space-mass-time universe.” 2 Another way to say this is: The all-powerful triune God created mass, space, and time out of nothing. If God really created all things, then He controls all things and can do all things. It’s been pointed out that if a person really believes this passage, he’ll not find it difficult to believe anything else recorded in the Bible. And Genesis 1:1 is the foundational verse of the foundational chapter, speaking of the primeval creation of the universe itself: “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth” ( Genesis 1:1). 1Ĭhapter 1 is the foundational chapter of Genesis, since it summarizes the creation of the earth and everything in it. It would be like building a house without a ground floor or a bridge with no support.
If Genesis were somehow removed, the rest of the Bible would be incomprehensible.
Above all else, it’s the foundation of God’s revelation, as given in the Bible. In reality, it’s the foundation of all true history and true science. Note: It’s best not to pop the bottle nearby electrical appliances or charging ports.The book of Genesis is probably the most important book ever written. When someone does go to pick it up, the pressure of their grip will cause a light spray of water to go eeeeeverywhere. Gently wipe down the outside and pop the bottle on the counter or table where someone would naturally go to pick it up. Grab one or two of the water bottles from the fridge in the morning and while over the sink, poke tiny pinholes into the sides using a sewing needle. Still using plastic water bottles in your household? A great way to get your family (housemates, or live-in partner) is to do this prank. (Pssst-> the soap won’t be able to suds up!) Put the soap in the shower or bath and wait for the questions to begin. Paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish and let it dry overnight. Start fixing up a breakfast of delicious cereal for your partner or kids, and wait for the reaction.
See how long it takes them to stop eating that choccy!ĭrop a few plops of blue food coloring into a new bottle of milk (ideally, buy that milk the day before on your grocery run!!). Offer someone chocolate, and as they’re eating it start pointing and laughing. Hilarious April Fools Day Pranks – Based on True Stories At the end of the day ask for everyone’s thoughts on the new team member. Add a coffee cup and spread out pieces of paper. Set up their desk and randomly change their workspace throughout the day. Pick a person and at an assigned time have everyone else in the office stand up in complete silence and leave the room in single file. Walk around the office looking suspicious. She always said the joke’s on him because she said yes! Hilarious April Fools Day ‘Work’ Pranks – Based on True Storiesįirst, bring a large suspicious bag to work and tell everyone that you’re definitely not going to do an April Fools joke. My Dad asked my mom to marry him on April Fools Day. I told them they were now giants!Ī PROPOSAL TO REMEMBER – Submitted By a Plann’r I served breakfast to my kids on a tiny tea set and tiny table. GIANTS SAY AS GIANTS DO – Submitted By a Plann’r
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Oh no no! We’re going full April Fools Day jokester mode. Now, these aren’t going to be your average, any-old April Fools Day jokes. They say that laughter is the best medicine so today I thought to myself, why not share a few hilarious April Fools Day stories? Hilarious April Fools Day Pranks – Based on True Stories.Hilarious April Fools Day ‘Work’ Pranks – Based on True Stories.
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